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"Life Extinction Event

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Humanity's existence

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which event’s negative 

offerings to Humanity

is being exacerbated

due the decision of

President Trump

to mandate and promote

the use of his

wealthy supporters

dirty coal and sour oil.


To start our opening

on the right note:


Donald J. Trump,

in his “Special Role” as

“The White House Whore In Chief”

just invited 

President Putin

To The Whitehouse

“Alternative Ball!"


A Gala performance

is slated for tonite!!


With “Rasputinitskys" 


“Waltz For Male Lovers”

in “F” Major

offering

“Our Chief”

a chance

to ask for the hand of

President Putin 

to get the evening “off”

(“Trust Me!”),

to a

“Thrusting Crescendo”

of

“Damn! That Was Great!”

being uttered, repeatedly,

by our Great Pooba!

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